#lmao ik i'm late
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sotephie · 2 years ago
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MY MAN IS BACK Y'ALL
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shotmrmiller · 6 months ago
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That SD!Simon who took a one night stand would have me accepting a babysitting job across the city. The that requires Reader to stay with the kids for a week cause the parents need the vacation. Maybe, possibly meeting someone from that side and 👀
i hear that LOUD AND CLEAR. LIKE GLASS.
listen i ooooooh i would be reaching out to my toxic but great lay ex like pull up neoooowww
gotta have him being a big gross grump who takes care of his own kid now. stop knocking on our door asking how much formula she takes read the can brother
naw i'd be hella moving on. catch me firmly setting lines he cannot and will not cross. no i don't give a damn how tired you are, get your baby and go back to your own flat. no i cannot watch your child mr. riley im gonna have a guy over and you will not interrupt my date with him.
girllll (gn) i'd be howling like a cat in heat during sex too js.
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zebratimw · 1 year ago
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people who write essays or are having a meltdown in reaction to my art, I hope you know you are living so rent free in my brain
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blueberrybanee · 2 years ago
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Okay...I know my birthday was yesterday, but I really wanted to draw something for myself and I've also been wanting to share my art here, so I figured this would be a great time to post this! (I would've done it earlier but it was literally like 12 in the morning when I finished this and I was busy all day today)
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Anywho, here's a doodle of one of my many Duros OCs I made as a late birthday gift for myself :D I probably could've done better, but I was SUPER tired and my performance is not that great when I'm drained lmfao
Shoutout to my dear friends @linminty @twixedworlds and @white-knight7255 for encouraging me to post this since I'm particularly nervous about my first post here!!! I love y'all <333
Ik this isn't the best, but I think it turned out alright. I hope y'all like it and let me know if you want to see more of my art! :))) Hopefully I can cook up some better pieces soon! ^^
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viksalos · 1 year ago
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ever since we figured out my husband, his sister, and his cousins are all autistic, the possibility that i married into an entirely autistic catholic family where all of the older adults are undiagnosed is kind of objectively hilarious tbh. everyone's autistic drives compel them to need a bunch of alone time but everyone's catholic cultural mores compel them to put family first and repress the hell out of themselves. no wonder they're all passive-aggressive as hell to each other all the time and got mad at me when i didn't pick up on how to do "family" that way. i literally did get catholic religious trauma-by-proxy lmfao
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cafffeineconnoisseur · 7 months ago
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All those kota cases have started making sense to me.
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bi-naesala · 2 years ago
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playing persona 4 really makes me feel like there were two teams working on it, one that thought that, with the main theme of the game being accepting the truth about yourself and who you are, it would’ve been cool to have some queer strylines as well, and the other one who was “QUEER CHARACTERS IN MY VIDEOGAME? ABSOLUTELY NOT DELETE EVERYTHING!!!!”
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altruistic-meme · 10 months ago
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i want to get started on the Full Hands List but i am waiting on my apartment people for scheduled maintenance and i don't really want to start until they leave but i also have no idea what time they'll make it to my apartment so we're just playing the waiting game now
#at my old apartment i was one of the first to get the maintenance bc my apartment number was just higher on the list#so it was usually around 10-11am#but im much further down now and idk how long it'll take#this isn't my FIRST TIME having the preventative maintenance in this apartment but the last times i just went to bed and got woken up#when they knocked#bc i was still on nights and i had no idea how long it'd be and didnt want to stay awake#and i did NOT check the time when they finally arrived#i just let them in and waited until they left so i could go back to sleep lmao#so#we'll see ig#I'm also splitting this into 3 days instead of don't all 3 seasons at once ill do a season a day#largely bc of time in general and how it's like. 12 hours of show.#and im be starting late today bc of *gestures at post*#but also it's going to be LONGER cus i have to pause every time hands shown up so i can note the timestamp#which ofc makes the whole process much. MUCH longer as seen with s3's preliminary run lmao#ough#I'm talking so much jdfjjsjd#also just my attebtion span is NOT great and i need to actually be WATCHING THE SCREEN THE WHOLE ENTIRE TIME#and can't be checking my phone or anything#cus ill miss shots!!!!#i missed at least 2 on my og s1+s2 list and im sure i missed others#i also have to decide how to count the montages#cus there'll be like 2 shots of hands immediately one after the other in the montages#sigh#......... I'll probably count them separately. just for accurate numbers.#which ofc means that ALL of my bonus aren't QUITE right rn cuts ik i lumped montages together#lmao#oh this will be so much fun#shh ac#young royals
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lost-for-writing · 2 years ago
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watching the bachelor episodes of game changer:
corporately approved and fully funded gay orgy?
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mybackiskillingmebb · 1 year ago
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ngl i forget sometimes the streaming versions of deadlines exist
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n-agiz · 1 year ago
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watched the barbie movie today and !! oh my god !! margot robbie ?? ryan gosling ?? they were both amazing and i am just in love with this movie and i bawled my eyes out with it but in the best way possible bc i just adored it way too much and couldn't contain myself <33 now oppenheimer awaits me this thursday hehe
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captivemuses · 1 year ago
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Baji, smash or pass Draken?
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"If we're talking smash him in a fight, I could probably take him for a little bit at least." Draken having several inches and more muscle on him meant Baji would've had a more challenging fight to try and win. "But if you're talking smashing him, I think I'd have Emma coming for my head if that happened, and I don't wanna see her cry."
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dr11ft · 1 year ago
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Me: Idk if my storyline's ready yet what if people notice that I haven't calculated the post-apocalyptic economic factors that would affect what kind of blaster rael uses. What if the sheets on kaspar's bed don't line up with their family history. I'll be hanged.
Average published comic book: Yeah theyre chasing Killer Moth in the Mothmobile. Yeah idk the car is shaped like a moth btw it's $5 if you want the print version of this. And we forgot what eye color the mc has hope that's cool
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Also, Episode 1 of Starlight Constellation is up! I will upload the videos later :D
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selfinflictedgunshotwound · 2 years ago
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this might sound bad but it is comforting to know that suicide is always an option
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carp-esh-ove-lem · 3 months ago
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having a roommate youre actually friends with is so weird
#good weird#but like after being uncomfortable in spaces i'd lived in the past couple years#it's nice#but also. it's weird#with this one friend at least#i feel like i have an established dynamic with certain friends#yknow. older nb friend is my dad. i'm flirting w like 3 of my friends as a bit#but my roommate and i are like. i mean we're so chill but it's strange hearing ppl assign a dynamic to us#that lasts for longer than a single temporary bit#yknow? idk#which btw i dont think he cares at all#but to me it's weird. not gross weird jusr. inaccurate#like i have been adopted by many older friends at this point (too many tbh) but when he's assigned my dad for more than a punchline im like#'wait...no'#just inaccuratw vibes#and we joke abt him being the wife bc frankly he does all the cooking and i do jackshit (thats not true i clean a fair amt but)#but we are not relationship dynamic friends. not our vibe#idk it's weird tho bc like. we live together obviously#and i care abt him a lot ofc#and when he's out late for the weekend i do kinda sit there like a worried mother or a wife awaiting her husband's return from war#not texting him bc his life is none of my business like that but also wondering 'when are you coming home?'#it's just. weird. again not bad weird#but i just didnt thinkit would be this way#i wasnt prepared for caring this much ig??? lmao#like. ik some of my friends were kinda surprised/uneasy we decided to live together#bc we're newer friends who really only got closw earlier this yr and some other stuff etc etc#and admittedly it's a slightly strange duo. but i actually really like it#maybe this is just what it's like not being fundamentally uncomfortable in the place u live LMAO#but ya. he's graduating this school yr and i still have another year and literally we're still in sem 1 but like#i'm gonna miss him when he's gone
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